{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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