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Margaret Livingston Aldrich, also known as Angel of Puerto Rico, was an American philanthropist, poet, nurse, and woman's suffrage advocate and prominent member of the Astor family. She was primarily known to be the owner of Rokeby in Barrytown, New York which she purchased from her siblings. Aldrich was a daughter of John Winthrop Chanler and wife of Richard Aldrich.
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